Quick update on that evil spider. I like to use the American government definition of evil, being that since it's different, it automatically freaks me out hence, must be after me and therefore evil! After I finished last night's blog, I looked at my staircase and the spider was on the wall on the other side of the room! How the hell did it get there without me noticing it?! Anyway, I decided not to kill it, and that was the last I saw of it.
Speaking of spiders, I've noticed that every summer, bugs just totally infest the upper storey of my house! It's disturbing, I can't lay down on the floor anymore!
Grades came out today! I didn't do too crash hot but I didn't fail anything so I'm happy! A credit in Tax Law! Hahahahahaa how awesome!! I am the King!!! How the hell did that happen?! I don't know, but alas it's golden I tells you. I need to choose my classes and my timetable for next semester tomorrow, so I'll fill you in on how that goes.
It finally happened, I cut my nails! Had a good guitar session today! I just love the feel of my fingers on the fretboard after cutting them, it feels so natural. Unfortunately tomorrow will also see the end of my facial hair! It's a shame too, I look a little bit like Richard Patrick from Filter in their "Take A Picture" video clip.
The reason? Going with Les Femme Anomaly to M-Biatch's formal (prom) arrival. I'm taking my digicam to (obviously) take pics. I'll see if I can get any up here with the clearance of the other. I'm also pleased to announce that Les Femme Anomaly landed her man and they're going out!
I wish the world was like some sort of Orwellian Nightmare, where I was the head of some formidable death squad just executing people in the street. Why? I don't know! But it would be a fun thing to do methinks. As you can tell, I haven't been sleeping very much at all! I'm tired, but I just can't sleep!!!! What the hell is wrong with me?!
Ahhh I caught the first ep of Arrested Development last night. VERY funny! It's totally different, it's a non sitcom. Different to Scrubs in a way that instead of in your face humour, it's drawn out and very quirky! I think I could really get hooked on this show.
There is a growing trend in my city, the death of parents of young children. Examples? Two weeks ago, a mother of two was the passenger on her boyfriend's motorbike when two unlicensed drivers pulled out of nowhere and the rider had to take evasive action, which led to her death. That was a very sad instance. I think the drivers are due to appear in court some time soon so let's hope justice is done.
Another instance was just two days ago. We have a main lake in our city, where a man was killed in a jetskiing accident. Sad? Perhaps, in this case. But be aware that jetskiing on that lake is illegal and there were two people on that single seater jetski and they were not wearing life jackets! Sometimes you have nobody to blame in a person's death except the person themselves.
In fact, I've just been informed by a reliable source (the other), that the other will not be able to change our layout until January, but that's ok since it's coming up very soon.
I was going to put a critique in of every song that's in my CD player at the moment but I want to go watch some of the stuff that I recorded earlier today so I shall save that for tomorrow.
But I shall leave you with the greatest idea of all time!
THE definitive Joaquin rate list. This is going to be the all time list for girls that I rate (our U.S. friends would know this as 'dig'). I think in time, this blog is going to be very huge because I don't have a specific taste and I can't do it all at once so come back to this particular blog to check for the updates!
The List (In No Order)
Elisha Cuthbert - From 24 and The Girl Next Door. I'm not too keen on blondes, but damnnnnnnn! She makes me change my whole mind on that subject. This girl just oozes sex appeal to the point that even Madame N has a bit of a crush! Just wish she would do some more work! She's fallen out of the public eye lately.
Alia Shawkat - Plays the weird cousin in Arrested Development. She's a little bit TOO young (but not to the point of it being illegal or immoral, I didn't say anything of a sick nature!! I swear!), so keep an eye out for her in the future (well at least till she turns 18). But with that half middle eastern blood and her cute freckles, it makes for an exotic look and you can just tell she's going to grow up to be a beautiful woman. She's even still good in Season 4! I like how her look has changed!
Nigella Lawson - From Nigella Bites. British woman of aristocratic blood. Current Tv Chef but she's primarily a writer and journalist. Absolute Domestic Goddess! Dark hair, sophisticated, high class British accent, and those curves! They are just to die for!
Kristin Kreuk - From Smallville. OH my god! A halfie!! No comment required. If you don't know who she is, WATCH THE SHOW, you will definitely know which one she is. Please be in more stuff!!
Chrissie Rose - Most won't know her but she's one of the hosts on Girl Tv. Very cute, and what I'd look for in a teen girlfriend. ANOTHER halfie! Got a mad school boy crush on this one. Just wish she didn't fall off the bandwagon, because Casey Burgess got famous in hi-5, but nothing from any of the other girls.
Lacey Chabert - If you've seen Party Of Five, you'd remember her as the youngest daughter. Let me tell you, "SHE ALL GROWED UP CHUCK"! Go see Mean Girls, NOW! She's part Cajun and her looks are exotic, and for her age, she's so petite and just so damn fine.
Shonda Farr - You will most likely not know this girl. She has guest starred on Buffy and Smallville. In Buffy she played the nerdy dude's crazy robot girlfriend who beat the crap out of Buffy. In Smallville she played the Bee girl who had weird powers. Funny, cause I thought even when she was dressed up all dorky like that she was better than Kristin Kreuk.
Joss Stone - Another youngen this one. My first encounter with her was on The Late Show with Dave Letterman before she became a sensation. Absolutely amazing. If you hear her voice before you see her, you'll think she's a 30 year old overweight African-American diva, but it's exactly the opposite!
Rachael Stevens - From now defunct British Tween Pop group S Club 7. You'll know which one she is. There was the butch lesbian, the dark haired one, the tiny blonde one. This girl was the other one! The drop dead drool now, drown in your own drool one! The group wouldn't have done half as well without her, even though she rarely sung!
Sinem Kobal - The daughter off the Turkish version of The Nanny. I didn't know Turkish people were so freakin' white! So naturally beautiful and carries herself with so much grace.
Alicia Sacramone - American gymnast. Don't worry, she's not illegal, she's only a few years younger than me. Most will remember her from her less than stellar performance at the Olympics, which is really unfair, cause she was an absolutely brilliant gymnast. She's copped a lot of flack for that, but I think it's all really undeserved. Also, since she's given up gym, her body has filled out and she's looking HAWT. Check out her gatorade clips on youtube, she's spectacular!
Nadiya - French singer. Dark skinned woman. I think she's of Algerian descent. Incredibly beautiful, amazing body and she speaks French!!! Well BONJOUR MONSIEUR. Check her out at http://www.nadiyaonline.com/ (I think)!
Ella Hooper - Singer for Australian band Killing Heidi. Some people are weirded out by this one but I don't see why! When she doesn't have her hair in dreadlocks she cleans up VERY nicely. True belle of the ball this one.
Katie Melua - British singer/songwriter. Another guitar playing girl. Her lyrics are more mature than Michelle Branch's and she seems to have more talent at the instrument. She has lovely eyes and I think she's the epitome of "pretty".
Sara Groen - Presenter on Saturday Morning Disney and occasionally freelances for Sydney Weekender. Tall and gawky, but VERY cute.
Erica Davis - Presenter on Sydney Weekender. On the show she seems like such a fun girl! She's also the unit manager for the show, so she must be skilled at something instead of just the regular stand in front of the camera bull. Amazing curves!!
Jessica Skarratt - Presenter on Totally Wild. This is your typical all Australian blonde surfer girl. I usually hate those kind of girls, but she just has an irresistable smile and she seems very bright and is incredibly sexy. But I did watch Totally Wild some time ago and she wasn't on anymore! What happened to you??
Dana Kronental - Host of Backyard Science. She has THE most gorgeous smile which just lights up her whole face and her eyes are so pretty. It's a shame that she's always wearing the same top cause it just freaks me out! Is she like Superman with 50 million of the same piece of clothing?
Michelle Trachtenburg - Dawn from Buffy. I don't know what it is about this girl. Her face isn't all that pretty, but HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BODY?! Speak of evolution coming out of nowhere and surprising you!! Damn nation!! That's just evil I tells ya.
Catherine Zeta-Jones (Douglas) - Star of the film Ocean's Twelve. Madame N believes she is the most beautiful woman in the world and I think I'm going to have to agree with that for now. Dark hair and gorgeous face *sigh*! She just seems so charming and graceful! She could be royalty! Oh why oh why did you have to marry a geriatric?!?! She is the epitome of style and substance and class. Even with all those factors, she oozes sexuality and sultriness. Did I mention she is brunette? Possibly one of the all time best that are included in this list. She's hardly even aged despite how long her career in show business is. Don't get me started on how the Michael Douglas thing works, cause it doesn't make sense! Joaquin = big fan. Though with time, she is (obviously) starting to get a bit old looking.
Rachel Bilson - Summer from The OC. EVERYONE else thinks Mischa Barton is hot. I think she looks like a less skanky version of Paris Hilton. Rachel just seems so sweet and looks more "real" if you know what I mean.
Sameera Reddy - Star of only two Bollywood films. I've never seen a damn Bollywood movie in my life and I am certainly not about to start. Although I have seen pics of this woman and she is just hunka hunka burnin' love. SCORCHING HOT! This is where it starts to be illegal to be that kinda of good looking! Long straight black hair, fair face, awesome body, YEE-HAW!
Geri Halliwell - Former member of the Spice Girls, known back then as Ginger Spice. Ever since she left, she has really become a sophisticated woman. She was elected as a UN Ambassador for something, she lost a lot of weight, reverted to her natural hair colour and then later embarked on a mediocre solo career. It didn't matter, I loved her in your face attitude and I think she was quite possibly the first girl I ever rated so here's to you Miss Halliwell!
Virginia Lette - Now nobody knows who this is. She was the host of FM 104.7's Hot 30 Countdown, and occasionally does the weather for Prime News Updates as well as hawking a lot of useless crap on tv, like Jim Murphy Wines as well as Apollo Blinds. She is sooooooooo pretty! Blonde hair, petite yet curvy, talkative (doesn't seem too bright though), her voice is so sweet she could sell me a punch in the face, but damn I must say she is probably the finest girl (that I am not in regular contact with) in my city and I would love to meet her. But of course time moves on, and she's now moved to Sydney to work there! That's life!
Kelly Clarkson - Winner of the first American Idol. I've had many a fight with friends over her worthiness to be a part of my list. She is quite frankly the usual pretty girl next door who is a great singer. My friends think she's chubby but I think they are a bit on the crazy side, she has curves! Girls are meant to have curves!! She looks amazing when she's casual and especially so when she's dolled up for formal occasions. Well she did get pretty fat at one stage, but thankfully she's lost the weight.
Marla Sokoloff - Actress. She used to play the receptionist in The Practice before she was fired. I don't know if she can act decently but she has some amazing blue eyes. She has pale skin and dark hair so it just accentuates the features of her eyes that much more. And she's also dating James Franco, so of course she's gotta be attractive! She had a brief stint on Desperate Housewives as Lynette's nanny, and wow, she's actually looking a hell of a lot better (if that was even possible)!
Lara Flynn Boyle - Actress. Ok she may be freakishly skinny. But have you looked at those eyes?! As well as the fashion sense?! I also like the way she handles herself, she was on Punk'd recently and didn't flip out at all despite the crazy situation she was in.
Kate Beckinsale - Her performance in Serendipity clinched it for me. What is it about sexy dark haired British women?! I honestly do not know, but here's to her. Thankfully she's been in a few more things since then, but I would like to see her ditch the action bullshit and get back to dramatic, hard-hitting roles.
Tracy Lynn Cruz - Alright, none of you will know this woman but she played the yellow ranger in Power Rangers in Space. Oh my god, she was so damn beautiful!! Why has she not picked up a decent acting gig yet?! Alright, she may not be that much of a good actress but sheeit, she was the only reason I watched PRiS (and considering I was about 15 at the time, it was quite a feat).
Salma Hayek - Actress. ABRES LOS OJOS! Hehe hok, so maybe I got open your eyes spelled wrong, and yesh she did not appear in the film but I just had to say the line. OH MY GOD, she is just so damn sexy and that Mexican accent, she could say something like "Joaquin, you are an ugly piece of shit and I don't want anything to do with you" and I could still be insanely aroused. Dark mysterious beauty with just a hint of allure. Aahhh, like a venus fly trap, I would like to just say hello to her!
Marissa Tomei - Actress. Oscar winner, so she has some talent but has not had any good roles since My Cousin Vinny. BUT DAMN, what a beautiful woman. I saw her in The Watcher just before (which was in a previous blog), which was 2000, and now she's 40 and it's starting to show, but she is still just absolutely stunning. Her lips are so pouty, I just wanna kiss them right now dammit!!! I guess I'm going to have to make it to Hollywood! Her voice is such a turn on!
Melanie Vallejo - Actress. She's Australian, but judging from that surname, she must have some Latin fire in her! Oh my god, almost pure perfection! Brunette, sultry just amazing. Others will remember her as a Power Ranger from the Time Force series (I believe). However, I am more familiar with her from her tampon and Dare milk ads. I had the pleasure of seeing her in a play she was in while I was in Sydney. Needless to say, I don't remember what happened in the play!
Shweta Gulati - Actress/Presenter. This one was a total fluke. I went down to fix my parents remote for their television. They were watching some show on the satellite which featured this amazing beauty. I don't know how to best describe her, just look her up, you will not be disappointed!! She is almost 30 but she looks like she could be a teenager, or in her early 20's, just freakin' AWESOME. I might just have to say best sub-continental beauty EVER.
Fely Irvine - Singer/Performer. To butcher a lyric from Rivers Cuomo - Goddamn you Eurasian girls, you do it to me every time! Former Hi-5 member, now free agent, Fely is a half filo/caucasian mixture that looks wonderfully exotic. Don't know what she's going to do now that she's no longer with Hi-5, but I hope it's something good! She can actually sing quite well, and I assure you that this woman is just another one of those 'no talent' ponies with a pretty face. I also usually don't like girls who are so rail-thin, but I think I can look the other way, just because she is a great dancer too, and I'm just a sucker for a woman who can dance.
Jill Wagner - Actress/Presenter. I do remember VAGUELY seeing this woman on Punk'd several years ago and she did pique my interest at that time. However, it was not until Wipeout started on tv that I realised how amazing this lady is. Impossibly tall, slender but curvy (how the hell is that possible), brunette, and just drop dead gorgeous looks - FIT AS HELL! Arghh! She is currently my flavour of the month. I'm loving it, da da da da daaaa!
Gabrielle Boyle - Reporter/Journalist. I think I'm the only one who notices this woman! She's a reporter for the only local tv news in my city and she is freakin' fine. I mentioned this in my critique of my fave reporter for my reporting class last semester and now tutor thought I was some freakin' ladies man playa pimp daddy or something and was always questioning me since I was always talking to girls! Every time she does a first person camera monologue, I have to drop everything and just stare at the tv. Then I realise when the story is over that I cannot remember what the hell the story was about! Dark hair, great use of makeup and hair, awesome wardrobe, acts like a real lady on camera. Deserves some of the harder hitting stories really. Since then she's now a reporter in Sydney for a larger news outfit, so it's good to see.
Anne Hathaway - Actress. Best remembered for The Princess Diaries and starring in the new film Ella Enchanted. This one really pisses me off, this girl can ACTUALLY act, and on top of that she is one hell of a beautiful woman yet she's acting in all these crappy kiddy movies for peanuts. She has freakin' credentials!! Someone get her a better gig already, please! I actually watched those stupid kiddy movies to see her however, and I was not disappointed. I think she's the new wave of good looking. Medium height, slender yet toned, pretty face, long dark hair. HAHAHA oh man, how times have changed since I updated this! Now an Oscar winner, known for her dramatic and hard hitting roles! Well deserved success I say, just please grow your hair out lady!
Patricia Heaton - Actress. She plays Deborah on Everybody Loves Raymond. So WHY is she on the list you ask?! I think that even despite her age, she still looks bloody amazing and has a body that makes 80% of 20 year old girls blush! Ahhhh if only we could allow The Graduate to happen, no I am not into MILFS, so let's just leave it right there!
Debra Messing - Actress. Plays Grace on hit show Will And Grace. I think this girl is just the tops. Despite her flaws (no breasts, too skinny), she is just ravishing to look at. Her red hair makes her eye catching at first and you cannot look away from her at all.
Jacinta Stapleton - Actress. Australian actress, formerly of Neighbours, a long time ago, now on the defunct show Stingers. She's basically the Australian version of Miss Messing. It annoys me that she has not had much of a career on-screen as I would have liked for a gorgeous Australian woman, but hey, the entertainment industry is crazy! Give this woman more roles, please! Amazing face, super smile. HIRE THIS WOMAN NOW!
Julie Gonzalo - Actress. YOWZA! I was watching STC one day, and I came across a promo for Christmas with the Cranks. Looked like a shite movie, and then something involved Tim Allen's on screen daughter! What the hell??! How hot is she??! She doesn't look Argentinian does she?! But alas she is, and she's going to be a big star I tell you. She's also been in A Cinderella Story and Freaky Friday. She is just an absolute babe I tell you!
Kaley Cuoco - Actress. Starred formerly in 8 Simple Rules and now The Big Bang Theory. Have you seen her body???! Heard she used to be a pro tennis player, so I guess that's where the fitness comes in. But just by looking at her you can tell she's one of those "fit but don't you know it" kinda girls. Now that's she's a lot more famous she's got some good exposure.
Erika Christensen - Actress. OH MY GOD! She is another one of the 1982 club. Starred in Traffic as the addict daughter of Michael Douglas' character. I think this girl is just one of those perfect all 'round packages in the world of entertainment. She can act, she's beautiful and she has some brains! This girl is going to be the next it girl if she makes some wise choices with her roles.
Brittany Snow - Actress. Plays Samantha on Our Generation/American Dreams. She is the stereotypical all American good girl, with that look the blonde hair, blue eyes sweetness thing. It's a fine look, and she's also got a bit of talent with the acting so hopefully she can become a bigger star. I'm also loving her as a brunette, she's one of the few that can pull off both looks convincingly.
Maria Sharapova - Tennis Player. I saw her when she first became big in her first grand slam and won! OH MY GOD, HOW HOT IS THIS GIRL?!?! What makes it even better is the fact that she's also a damn good tennis player as well as being a hottie. Blonde, Russian, Tall, what ISN'T there to like?! I watch all her matches on tv even though I'm not really a big tennis fan. Then again she's a whole new reason to be interested!
Elizabeth Hurley - Actress/Model. CLASSIC BRITISH BEAUTY! She seems so debonair, and so classy. Even after she had her child she looks amazing. Hugh Grant should be shot. WHO WOULD CHEAT ON LIZ HURLEY?!?! But now she's shacking up with Shane Warne? Hmm not sure how to feel about that.
Maria Menuonos - Presenter/Model/Actress. Works primarily on Entertainment Tonight but she's on a myriad of other shows as well. I thought she was south american, but it turns out that she's actually Greek! If the ladies look like that, I want to visit! Tall, awesome body, long brunette hair and a face to die for! But what sets her apart is her personality, she's a very funny girl and I think she'd be awesome to hang out with. Must do something about that laugh though...
Monica Bellucci - Actress/Model. Most folk will know her from her role as the Frenchman's wife in The Matrix, the one who kisses Neo. Oh my god!! Even at her age she is just damn hot. You should check out her other roles, because she actually looks better in them. She's Italian, and has the darkish charm, black hair, soulful lusty eyes, it just ought to be illegal to look like that.
Eva Longoria - Actress. Plays Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives. Too hot to describe, you all really should watch the show or look her up on the web. You will NOT be disappointed. I'm having trouble breathing just thinking about her right now. 'Nuff said.
Catherine Davies - Presenter. I started watching Hot Source because of this woman. She's got weird brown hair which she never wears out or in conventional styles and she's just got the loveliest goofy smile you'll ever see. She's not the best looking lady ever, but her personality is so sparkly and bubbly, it really makes her shine as a whole and I'm just dying to meet her some day. Bit of a bohemian girl, but lately I am really not minding that whatsoever. She is just so damn cute I want to give her a hug right now dammit! In fact, she's inspired me to freestyle rap (gasp). Cat Davies, Cat Davies, please will you have my babies?!
Karen Tso - Business Analyst/Reporter. If anyone used to watch Lateline on the ABC or currently Nine News afternoon edition, you'll know this woman. She presents the Finance/Business news. I know this is sad, but instead of watching the news purely for the news, I wait to see if she's on! Another halfie this one!! Her hair is this weird shade of platinum blonde that she wears in my favourite style (which I don't know the name of, it's kinda like round the clock but not so bouffant like). My knowledge of Finance is limited to what I learned in Corporation Law, so I don't understand what the hell this woman is talking about most of the time, but dammit, I'll still watch and I'll still listen intently. Her voice is just so sexy, who would have thought that hearing the Dow Jones plunge 1000 points could get one's blood pumping? This woman's beauty also makes me feel like freestyle rapping again (baaah). Karen Tso, Karen Tso, will you please be my dirty hoe?
Jamie Lynn Siegler - Actress. She plays Meadow on The Sopranos. I'll admit that I originally started watching The Sopranos cause she was in it. Then I gradually weaned myself of it until a friend got me into it because of the superb acting and story-lines. However, whenever this woman comes on screen, I think back to the heady days of when it premiered and I smile a little mischievious smile. Dark and alluring, she seems a lot older than she is (but not in a bad way). Too bad she married her manager who is like 30 years her senior! However they are getting a divorce now so it's time for Joaquin to make his move!
Rachael Ray - Presenter/Cook. I happened upon this one by accident while watching the Late Show with David Letterman one night. I had no idea who this woman was and then out of nowhere, one of THE hottest women I've ever seen in my life takes to the stage and gets interviewed. It turns out that she's a cook and hosts a few shows on the cable channel "the food network". She's meant to be 40 years old, but I swear to you, she does not look a day over 23. PLEASE, if you are in any way attracted to women (actually, even if you're strictly attracted to men) LOOK HER UP RIGHT NOW! You will not be disappointed.
Zuleikha Robinson - Actress. Fans of cult comedy will remember this girl as Yves Adele Harlow from The Lone Gunmen and a few episodes of The X-Files. I belive she also had some role in that Viggo Mortensen horse racing flick that came out a little while ago. imdb.com states that she's a rich mix of ethnicities and it shows when you see her face because you can easily see that she's of an exotic extract but you can't quite pin where exactly she's from. Free from that, she has the usual middle eastern mysterious look about her, while maintaining a British air of charm and wit about her mannerisms. In good form she's been in a few more things (Lost, The Namesake, and now Homeland). Go check her out.
Lena And Kristy - Regular people?? Please watch season 6 of The Amazing Race, or go to cbs' website and follow the links to the previous season of The Amazing Race in order to check out these women. They're sisters who hail from Salt Lake City, Utah. These two are just divinely attractive and they were absolutely robbed in that race I tell you! The other will testify as to my anger when they were eliminated! He's lucky he's still alive!! One was formerly a mormon, but has grown into a party animal while the other one is more strait-laced and is still a mormon. I know having a thing for sisters (and a religious one at that) is double taboo because I have some naughty ideas but I cannot help it! I'm human dagnabbit! Fight the temptation!!! I want to host TAR just so I can meet hot women just like Phil Keoghan, damn him!
Billie Piper - Actress. You may remember her from a long time ago as a teen popstar. But sheeit, ever since Doctor Who has come back, this woman is just a total vixen!! Not only that, she's quite the decent actress too. Also one of the few blondes that I fancy a hell of a lot. I lurrve her body, it's just gahh! Stop me because I am drooling right now!
Rhona Mitra - Actress/Model. She currently stars in Boston Legal, and I just have to say GAAH GAAH GOOO! I cannot think sane thoughts when she is on screen, she is just THAT hot. Then again she used to be a model so you can understand why that is. She's half indian and half british and she just looks smokingly exotic to the point of reducing me to curling into the foetal position.
Masiela Lusha - Actress. I was told about this one from a friend. I then watched an episode of George Lopez and I was pleasantly surprised. It is quite funny though, because the family is meant to be hispanic, and they all possess a lovely tanned skin tone, but Masiela being Albanian, is VERY white. That's ok though, because she is absolutely gorgeous. Look up her photo spread on imdb.com to see WHY! Looks absolutely amazing.
Ana Invanovic - Tennis Player. I've only seen a few shots of her, but I can tell you that she rivals even the good ol' Sharapova in the looks department, and she's also quite the good tennis player. She's tall, young, dark haired and very pale. My ultimate dream is to watch Sharapova and Ivanovic verse each other in the finals of a major tennis tournament. I don't know who I'd go for??!
Jaime Murray - Actress. Stars in brilliant British show Hustle, as a con artist. I wish every british woman was like her, because to me, she is the epitome of the ultimate British babe. Tall, shapely, classy and oh so very smouldering in the looks department. One lingering look from her, and I would be rendered useless for a good 2-3 years.
Kerry Washington - I first saw her in the previous season of Boston Legal and I must say WOW. She's become quite the star in film and tv, so I'd advise you to go watch her now! Not just a beautiful face, she's immensely talented.
Navi Rawat - Actress. Some of you may remember her as Ryan's girlfriend on that horrible show The OC. However, she has also been on Numb3rs as the mathematician dudes girlfriend. She's SOOO hot. Half white half indian, does it get any better? I think not!
Nolwenn Leroy - Singer. She won the French version of Pop Idol a few years ago and she is just yowza! Black hair, bright eyes, what a combination. Not just that, she's also very bohemian and talented. Classically trained and just ahh beautiful!
Katheryn Winnick - Actress. She's been a bit part actor so far, I noticed her on an episode of CSI NY and I did a bit of research. Turns out she's an accomplished martial artist and an accredited Bodyguard. But best of all, she's freakishly attractive! I wonder how old she is, nobody knows! I guess I'll have to ask her in person some day.
Paula Garces - Actress. She was in some movie called Clockstoppers which I have yet to see. However she did have a nice stint on Law and Order SVU as a forensics cop. She has that south American charm and accent yikes, I am just breaking out in a sweat here. Also fantastic in the Harold and Kumar series.
Sirusho - Singer. Armenia's entry in the Eurovision Song Contest for 2008. Goddamn, she is AWESOME!!!!!! That hair, that face, that body!!! I DEMAND that you watch her rendition of Qele Qele on youtube now, you'll see damn well what I'm talking about. PERHAPS, maybe just perhaps the best woman of all time?? Who knows! Ahh from Yerevan, I should have taken that town in M2TW much earlier!
Odette Yustman - Actress. Now, when the other came over a few months ago, we watched Cloverfield. It was an alright movie, but woooah, stop the presses! The main dude's girlfriend is insanely fine!! Tall, leggy, brunette, with a face to die for! And she can actually act too, which is a great bonus in this day and age. I can't believe she's younger than me! I can't believe you're still reading this instead of google imaging her right now!
Adrianne Palicki - Actress. She was in Supernatural as the annoying brothers girlfriend before she was killed. I didn't rate her until a few episodes later where he had a premonition where he saw her on a street in a white flowing dress walking around. She has that evil blonde combination of light hair and bright eyes which I find irresistable.
Rosamund Pike - Actress. You may remember her as the rogue MI6 agent in Die Another Day. But she fought Halle Berry with a Rapier. Yeah, now you know which one I mean! Wow, Oxford educated, and just yowza. Another one of those sophisticated British women. Why am I such a sucker for them? I don't know, but I'm not complaining.
Jessica Sutta & Melody Thornton - Singers. I put these two together because they're both in The Pussycat Dolls. Jessica is the tall pale skinned one with Black hair. Melody is the dark one with the blondish kinda brown hair. They're PCD, they're hot, WOW. 'Nuff said!
Jade McRae - Singer. I did not rate her at all until I saw her perform on Live At The Basement, and let me just say her legs may be the best in the business. I'm not a fan of her voice, but she has a gorgeous smile and has a bit of performer charisma, and let's not even get into those eyes!
Willa Holland - Actress. Due to her relatively young age I will not go further and will just leave this one on layby! Plays Mischa Barton's sister on The OC. But she's legal now, ahh hahahaha! Thank you ticking hands of time!
Katherine McPhee - Singer. Runner up on American Idol a while back, which was a shame cause she is just smoking hot. She's a different sort of attractiveness from Kelly Clarkson. Clarkson is more unique, McPhee is more girl next door gorgeous, but they are both just as good as each other looks wise. However, due to this being Australia, I haven't seen much of her, so I think I may have to hit the download train for some more info. She even looks good as a blonde, oh come on! That's just not fair!
Jenna Dewan - Actress. I remember my friend Anj showed me some shots from the film Tamara and upon seeing her gorgeousness, I HAD to scam the movie off him. I eventually did and even the B-C grade crapness was left out of my mind while I watched this woman's insane beauty. Her acting isn't bad, so she might get somewhere. She's so small and petite, yet curvy (read she used to be a dancer), with dark hair and bright eyes (yes I am a sucker). Look her up now, I command you. Haha, damn I look stupid now! Of course she's well known for Step Up, but also probably more famous for being Channing Tatum's wife.
Lisa Loeb - Singer. I know, before you start throwing your glasses at me and ask my why I would like a woman who is 13 years older than me. Frankly, I think she's very attractive, and she has a very unique personality. She has an interesting songwriting style and her vocal delivery is very soothing, I like to watch her video clips, even for songs I don't like. I think she's gorgeous!
Lizzy Lovette - Presenter. Is the host of this music program called Eclipse. However it's on weekend mornings so I've only seen it like twice in my entire life. I've had to live off those appearances, some tv promos and pics in tv mags. There's just something about this woman, she's drop dead stunning. Pics are hard to come by on the net, but if you're willing to put the effort in, you won't be disappointed, I promise! I hate to be cliched, but yes, I lovette!
Anna Coren - Newsreader. EXACT same entry as above applies here, but Seven Network and former Today Tonight Newsreader. Blonde, gorgeous face, but body always hidden behind hideously gigantic pantsuits, the wardrobe department needs to do her some justice, justice Today Tonight style (hahaha)!
Raquel Alessi - Actress. One word, Standoff. Look her up, she has an awesome pic on imdb.com! She's awesome and deserves more screen time, or her own damn tv show! She's close to perfection looks wise (for me anyway).
America Ferrera - Actress. Some of you will soon know her as Ugly Betty. However in reality, she is anything but ugly. I had some idea of who she was from that sisterhood of travelling pants movie. She was a bit chubby back then but now she's slimmed down but for some stupid reason she cops a bit of flack about her weight which I find stupid and abhorrent. I think her body is delicious and she's utterly gorgeous. I can't wait for the show to start soon. I think I'm going to buy Cosmo Girl this month just to read her interview.
Suze Raymond - Presenter. One of the new hosts of Quizmania. She is just utterly awesome. She is tallish, dark haired, with dark eyes and her face is just all that. However she is a tad on the skinny model side, but it can be overlooked because her smile is just so charming. No pics on the net yet (that I've seen anyway) but there will be soon enough! Thankfully that's changed! Was on Hey Hey it's Saturday reboot for a while and finally has pics on the net, but she should be involved in more stuff!
NIKKI OSBORNE - Actress/Presenter/Singer. Host of Quizmania. She is just ahhhhhhh! I have to say the most desireable woman who has ever lived. Hands down #1 on the list. Look her up on www.nikkiosborne.com or ninemsn.com.au/quizmania I promise you, it shall be glorious I tells you!! Everything about her is just the tops! Do it now, I command you!!! Joaquin's #1!
Stephanie Bendixsen - TV Presenter. Ok, let's forget the controversy that saw her replace Jeremy "Junglist" Ray on Good Game (for our international readers, this is a gaming tv show, I'd highly advise you to check it out). Putting numerous slugs into the theory that gamer girls are either fat or ugly, or in not so rare circumstances, fat AND ugly, Stephanie or "Hex" is a blonde (but dyed black) haired beauty that just exhudes charm, despite retaining all those 'girl next door' qualities that make her relatable and easy on the eye. From reading her twitter feed, I think she is also carrying a lot of repressed anger at being the girl on the outer while growing up. I feel that she is probably getting used to the fact that her new exposure to will garner her some attention. That all being said, she is actually a real gamer, and a good one at that, not just a pretty face that other institutions like to place as a marketing gimmick. A woman for all seasons!
Olivia Thirlby - Actress. I first saw her on Juno, but did not pay her much attention due to my innate rage at wanting to punch Ellen Page in the face for the entire film. Did I mention I hate Ellen Page? Anyway, I next saw her on The Wackness, and yowza! Red hair and a very distinctive face. I was instantly enthralled and paid more attention whenever she was on the screen. I really hope she continues to act and pick challenging roles, because she is also quite a good actress. One to watch! Oh yeah, death to Ellen Page!
Nicole Chamoun - Actress. First saw her in Kick where she played a lebanese university student who was engaged to be married, but fell for a fencing competitor who was female. It was a very interesting role, and made all the better by the fact that this woman is a certified goddess. I'd hesitate to use the words typical middle eastern beauty, it's just that here we don't tend to get a lot of them on screen. Unfortunately I have not seen her since this show ended, so I assume she is in theatre. Google image search this woman. There isn't much, but what's there you will love. Yeah, yeah I know, you're thinking "Joaquin, you and these brunette women, they will be the death of you" - well I bloody well hope so! Let's not forget her gorgeous smile!
Dianna Agron - Actress. From reading the list, you'd be aware that I'm not so keen on blonde women. Well, goddamn, this woman does much to disprove that rule. What can I say? She has an amazing body, and an absolutely beautiful face. When I hear the term "a face that could launch a thousand ships" I instantly think of her. For those of you still living under a rock, Dianna plays a cheerleader on Glee. I don't really like glee, nor do I watch it, but yet I am still aware of this woman, due to her famous hotness. I really hope she branches out and becomes known for being a serious actress. Not just that, she's jewish! Yes! Please world, can we have some more attractive jewish women in entertainment? Joaquin is a big fan!
Kellyn Morris - TV Presenter. I have not watched morning tv in years, but due to using the gym in the mornings, people tend to leave the televisions on. One day, I noticed that Toasted TV was on, and this gorgeous, vivacious blonde babe was hosting the show. Yes, ok, there are now many more blondes on this list than there used to be! Think of it as Joaquin expanding his tastes! Petite blonde, who rumour has it, was born in Rhode Island, USA, but moved to Australia soon after, she actually looks like your all American good girl, but with the mannerisms of your surfer Queenslander girl, and it is wonderfully amazing. I'm sure the other people in the gym get a bit weirded out that I'm watching a children's show in the morning while running vigorously on the treadmill and staring intensely at this woman, haha!
Jessica Marais - Actress. Wow, another blonde Australian? Surely I must have fallen off the brunette bandwagon by now? Haha, never! First came to fame in the show Packed to the Rafters. Tall, fantastic face and a killer body. She is just one of those women that forces you to stand up and take notice.
Vanessa O'Hanlon - Weather lady. Ok, this is another morning tv treat. ABC News 24, thank you for including this woman on your broadcast, it is just a shame that you only have the weather report every 30 minutes! As such, I typically only get two glances at her at the most, but unfortunately this usually means only one per day for me. A bit of an older woman, she has a ridiculously fantastic body and wears all this glamorous (and somehow tight fitting) dresses. Blonde and just absolutely
statuesque, on screen she looks like she is over 6 feet tall. Do yourself a favour and media spy this woman right now!
Gia Farrell - Singer. This is an odd situation, as I have only really ever seen her on her video clip for Hit Me Up, as well as on Google Images. But that's all I need, I tells you! Red haired, and is also a very talented singer. Why did her label have to drop her?! Just invest some money in her and she will sells some records if you provide some decent material! Hell, I'll even write it! Youtube some of her live singing, she's a phenom. Anyway, she has an amazing body, and I think she has a gorgeous face. She also appears to be quite coy and playful - come on, just look at that wink at the end of Hit Me Up! That is enough to make me faint!
Christina Hendricks - Actress. Ok, I've never seen Mad Men, but I know that I must, as Christina Hendricks is hands down my number one fantasy woman. Ok, she is a natural blonde, but she's been dyeing it red for a long time now, let's just say red-haired? But that's not it, there are those impossible, insane curves that leave my mouth dry, but it's that beautiful face and her gentle manner of speaking. It's as close to angelic as I could put it. Yes, there are those dresses that just manage to show off her body, but let's just focus on the woman underneath the clothes! I've got nothing to say, wow. Just wow. Yowza!
Amanda Righetti - Actress. She plays Seth Cohen's Aunt in The OC. Sorry, I don't watch a lot of that show so I don't know what her name is. But it's slightly ridiculous, she barely looks older than Seth himself! She's your typical blonde bombshell, but unlike the usual skin and bones look that goes around on that show, she has curves and she shoulda stayed on the show dammit! I only today also found out that she's my age! How freakishly cool is that??
Kristen Miller - Actress. I've only ever seen her on She Spies. The main emphasis would be on Natasha Henstridge cause she's the model, but Kristen owns her in every department. She just seemed so perky and versatile as an actor. Blonde SPUNK are the perfect adjectives to use here. If only the show didn't go downhill I could see more of her!
Asha Gill - Presenter. She presents the Lonely Planet 6 degrees show. Half Indian, half British, she's really not all that physically attractive (but not because of those two factors, don't get me wrong). But this is another case of personality really overshining looks and therefore making the person appear more attractive as a whole. She is a total bohemian chick which I think is a bit of a turn on, not to the extent of being a freakin' hippie, but just a bit on the alternative side.
Eka Sulistiowati - If you're Australian, you'll know about this case in Indonesia Schapelle Corby's drug smuggling. She may be put to death, so of course it is getting prominent screen time on the news. But holy crap, her court interpreter is a freaking babe! Phwoar! No need to worry about the culture problems, cause we know she can speak English. No wonder Corby keeps collapsing, she can't handle the hotness of this woman. Maybe I should smuggle something of my own in order to meet this woman. Hok that would be stupid so scrub that idea!
Noa Tishby - Actress. I saw her in an episode of Enterprise and she's meant to be starring in Lacey Chabert's new movie so I absolutely must see it. Her screen time was funny, since her breasts took up about 3/4 of the freakin' frame, which is a damn shame since she has a lovely face. Hails from Israel and has that Middle Eastern subtle Euro cross look going for her and I hope she gets more roles soon.
Rose Byrne - Actress. This woman should be a huge Hollywood star based on looks alone. Unfortunately, most of the big female names in acting really have no skill and only get somewhere because they look good. However she is the complete package, she is beautiful and she is actually a trained NIDA graduate. You may remember her from Troy has some slave girl that Brad Pitt sleeps with... Dark hair, big eyes, she's just extremely sexy. Thankfully since the first update she's had a lot more american exposure.
Lindsey Shaw - Actress. Discovered while watching the Aliens in America, where she played the daughter. Haha yes, let's bring out the mother/daughter fantasies right now! All the promos talked about her body, then they showed it in all its glory. Goddamn! That sort of stuff should be illegal! I have to agree though, it's uber naughty naughty. I love her hair and her strong facial features, and that permanent look in her eye of umm yeah you know what! She strikes me as that girl from school that everyone has fantasies about. That body, yarrgh!!
Chloe Annett - Actress. British, brunette, sophisticated. Need I say more?? Haha she is absolutely amazing. I came across her while watching Red Dwarf, when they introduced her as the new actress playing Lister's love interest Kristine Kochanski. She possesses that old world British charm that is just hard to find these days. That accent and that hair, yowza. I also think she'd be a demon in the sack!
Sophie Winkleman - Actress. Again, another brunette sophisticated British type. I first noticed her when she played an older version of one of the teens on The Lion Witch And The Wardrobe. Even though she was on screen for like 10 seconds and had no lines, I took notice. She again came to my attention while watching the new Red Dwarf: Back To Earth series. One word - wow! Ridiculously petite but curvy body (I don't know how that's possible, google her now)! Pure class! No wonder she's engaged to marry some royalty type. She reminds me of a young Nigella Lawson.
Tina Fey - Actress/Comedian/Writer. Some may be tripped out by this, but I do find her attractive! Brunette, quirky, fun and she has a sense of humour! In a girl I find that such a fantastic quality, and it can rate (ALMOST) as highly as the looks department. Notwithstanding that, she is a looker. That body, hair and those glasses, hello! This probably ties into the Lisa Loeb effect though (see above)! Haha enjoy! 30 Rock, Mean Girls, what more can you want?
Demi Renee Harman - Actress. Known to Australians for playing Sasha on Home and Away. Now I don't know about the show, so I can't remember how I came to know about her. But all I can say is that she's easily the best thing Australia has on tv! She's amazing, I love her beautiful face, and that brunette (haha yes) hair! Hopefully she doesn't fade away into soap show obscurity. I don't know if she can act, but on the strength of looks alone, she can go far.
Alison Brie - Actress. Best known for starring in Mad Men and Community as Annie. Wow, just wow. Hold on, wow again. Pocket dynamo, and ANOTHER member of the 1982 club. Brunette, flawless porcelain skin. Amazing blue eyes, and she's got one hell of a brutal sense of humour. If you haven't seen Community or you don't know who this woman is, please google image her. Love the risque pics too!
Danielle Roulx - Model. This is what you need to do right now - type her name into google images. Yes, that's her. How amazing is she? Utterly beautiful, her face is pure perfection. She's a plus sized model, which may bring up negative connotations, but I don't think there's anything wrong with her at all. She has a lovely body, and I like her fashion sense. If you're on tumblr, you should follow her. LOOK AT THAT FACE, LOOK AT THAT BODY! All other ladies, please emulate her!
Park Gyuri - Singer. So in the past few months I have really gotten into korean pop (or k-pop). Yes, laugh all you want, but I'm really liking what a lot of them are doing, and the women are ridiculously attractive. Nothing to do about ethnic stereotyping or what not, because I think beauty isn't attached to race. Anyway, this woman is ridiculously beautiful. She doesn't look like anyone else in the world. Nobody resembles her. And I really treasure that uniqueness. She's in Kara, a korean pop group that has crossed over well into the japanese scene. I've gone with the korean naming convention, so Gyuri is actually her first name. Look her up, she's all sorts of wow. You'll be speechless! In Korea she's known as a goddess because of her beauty, you'll soon see why.
Kang Ji Young - Singer. Also a member of the k-pop group Kara. This woman is something else. I thought she was in her mid 20's, but it turns out that she's only in her late teens. She has the body of a full figured woman and it's just yowza. Nobody looks as good in short shorts as she does. Look her up now!!!
Han Seungyeon - Singer. Also a member of the k-pop group Kara. She's typically known as the baby faced lead singer of the group. Well yeah, she's a great singer, but she also has this penchant for raw and random displays of overt sexuality. In video clips and live performances from out of nowhere she will just do crazy stuff like dance suggestively, or touch herself and holy crap, I don't know how she gets away with it. Awesome stuff!
Emilia Clarke - Actress. Well, was I blown away when watching Game of Thrones. This gorgeous woman plays Danerys Targaeyen (I'm sure I'm butchered that spelling), or the 'Dragon lady'. Unlike the show where she is platinum blonde, Emilia is actually brunette in real life and she looks like a real vision. I like her accent, and she's got decent acting chops. I hope she doesn't get type cast in the future, because I think she can make it.
Emma Watson - Actress. Hands off!! I had Hermione Granger pegged as a hottie from the start! The first Harry Potter film I saw was The Goblet of Fire, when Emma Watson was already attractive. Needless to say, I watched the rest of the series and then started from the beginning just before the last film so I could be caught up. From hottie to world fashion icon, I knew she was going places! Can't wait to see her in The Bling Ring.
Kim Hyoyeon - Singer/Dancer. Another k-pop idol this one, but this time belonging to a group called Girls' Generation. Go ask an Asian person if they have heard of this group. If they say no, they can no longer be called Asian. Girls' Generation are absolutely massive everywhere except the West. Basically, it's a group of 9 (yes, NINE) girls who sing mostly pop songs. They all have defined roles within the group and what not. Hyoyeon is a featured dancer, and boy can she move! I love her face, it's just so gorgeous and beaming. She copped a lot of flack when the group was new because she didn't fit the typical pop star look, and she carries that burden still to this day, even though she is worshipped by so many, and it's sad. Do yourself a favour, go to Youtube and look up Girls' Generation - Genie. Look for the one in the red hat. You can thank me later.
Stephanie/Miyoung Hwang (Tiffany) - Singer. Also another feature from Girls' Generation, Tiffany is one of the talented singers on offer. Tiffany is originally from America, and she moved to Korea to become a singer when she was very young. She's a great vocalist, and I think she is insanely hot. When there's a Girls' Gen clip on, I only watch Hyoyeon and Tiffany. Tiffany has the most 'western' body out of the 9 (in my opinion), with crazy curves. Factor in her talent and her incredible smile that just lights up the room, and you have yourself an easy recipe for the JRL!
Ellin/Kim Minyoung - Singer. Member of a 5 girl k-pop group called Crayon Pop, they make really interesting and obscure music. Ellin is one of their dancers/singers and she looks absolutely amazing. Google image this woman! She has a dynamite body, and her face is attractive enough to lead men to their dooms. She's also got an awesome sense of humour, and what's more, despite being rail thin, she loves to eat. Is that a perfect woman or what??
Karen Gillan - Actress. Former companion to the Doctor on Doctor Who. I stopped watching Doctor Who after Billie Piper left, but I saw enough promos and internet shots to realise that this companion was uber hot. Pale skin, red hair, beautiful face. What more do you need? Haha, I haven't even seen her star in anything, but on the strenght of just her looks, I'm happy to add her to to the JRL. I wonder what she'll be on next, maybe I'll catch her in that. But damn, the three redheads on here are definitely high calibre!
Jenna Louise Coleman - Actress. The latest companion to the Doctor on Doctor Who. Again, I didn't know who this person was because I don't watch Doctor Who anymore, but I saw from pictures and the like that she was insanely hot. British, sophisticated, lustrous eyes and a smouldering look. I dare any man to look at her and not melt into the floor. I know she's also dating Robb Stark from Game of Thrones, and damn, how good looking are their kids going to be? It's unfair I tells ya! Unfair for the rest of the world!
Vanessa Hudgens - Actress/Singer. I put her in with a question mark, because I was fairly certain she was already in here, but I was wrong! How is that the case?! When I first saw High School Musical I was entranced by her character. I was instantly taken and I had developed a serious crush on her. I guess I preferred classic Vanessa over what she's turned into now. Haha yes, I did scam on 'those' pics which should have destroyed her career. But then I stop and think whether her place on here has been taken over by Selena Gomez? But she dated Justin Bieber, so no. Haha! But Vanessa, she brings some good latina diversity to the mix, but she doesn't have quite the fire of your Salma Hayek types, she seems like more of the good girl who can go wild if she needs to.
Nora Danish - Model/Actress. Randomly stumbled across her on Instagram when one of her photos made it to the popular page. Well sheeeit, she is absolutely gorgeous. A Malaysian beauty who just has an absolutely wicked smile. She is incredibly fit, but still retains an air of feminine elegance about her. Do yourself a favour and look this woman up, especially on Instagram.
Rachel Khoo - Chef/Author. So while I was randomly watching tv one day, a promo came on for a cooking show called The Little Paris Kitchen. Ok, so what? The chef. Oh man, the chef. Rachel Khoo is perhaps the best Eurasian of all time, of ALL TIME! She hails from the UK, but has a very soft and delicate, yet still sophisticated accent. She has such a beautiful face, and an amazing body. I love her fashion sense, and I love that she has lived in France and can speak French. She's my perfect woman! I have to say it, she's just that awesome! Watch her show, buy her books, look her up online. She is just divine!
Samantha Armytage - Journalist. She has recently come to the spotlight as taking over Melissa Doyle's role on Sunrise, this otherwise atrocious excuse for morning breakast style news television show. But I knew her back from a while ago when she used to present news segments on my local news. A tall, curvy blonde, she really appears like she knows how to have fun, it's a wonder how she's still single. She's got a lovely smile, and she's a journalist, so she has a brain too, it's just a shame to see her talents wasted on morning trashy tv, but I guess they are paying her a lot of money.
Lauren Porter - Singer/Tv Presenter. Every alternate day I do cardio work in the gym. We have tvs in the gym and one of them is always turned on to Wurrawhy on channel 10. For those not in the know, Wurrawhy is a kid's show which features a weird dude dressed as a mouse, assisted by his trusty friend, Lauren. Lauren does a number of the segments and she also plays the guitar and sings. I discovered the other day that she is a singer/guitarist in her own band (Say No Do), and they have a few good songs. Anyway, check her out on youtube and google images. Her face is just utterly gorgeous. It gives me the strength to keep on going during my workouts, cause I'm usually running at that point (and quite hard, might I add), and I am usually able to find another gear just by looking at her and I can carry on. Hopefully she has the same effect on you.
Victoria Justice - Actress. So morning gym sessions also provide me with the opportunity to watch this interesting Disney show called Victorious. I have no idea what the premise is, cause I've never watched it with the sound on, so I had to look things up on wiki and youtube. Anyway, the main character is played by Victoria Justice. Suffice to say, but that is the most boss name I've ever heard! She's a dynamite latina with the standard long brunette hair and tanned skin that I just absolutely love. She can sing (sorta), she can dance, she can act (sorta). Is that a triple threat? Sorta, haha! She has everything I like! Why can't she be the archetype for most of the population? Haha, noo no, I do like my diversity when it comes to my taste in women, thank you very much.
Kelsey Chow - Actress. The other day I was babysitting my niece and nephews when they were watching Disney. Some awful show came on called Pair of Kings and I was about to die a slow death from brain atrophy when this beauty crossed the screen. A gorgeous, skinny eurasian with an air of grace and sophistication about her. She doesn't pull off the uptight psycho that she's meant to because I think she is just too warm, and that still translates on screen, so she isn't that great of an actress. But who cares? She's stupidly attractive. I watched the rest of the episode with an open mouth like a slack jawed yokel.
Gemma Arterton - Actress. I can't believe I've never had this woman on the list before!! She first came to my attention in St Trinian's. Then again in Rocknrolla and Quantum of Solace. I also watched The Disappearance of Alice Creed later on and I loved all her roles, she's a very good actress. I'm also on the lookout for Tamara Drewe. But you know the drill: classy, British, sophisticated, how could I say no?! She ticks all the right boxes!
Celeste Buckingham - Singer. Hailing from Switzerland, but is actually part American/Eastern European. Wow, amazing looks. She's like my definition of the perfect woman. And she's only 19. Sheesh! Look her up on youtube now. Great talent (in more ways than one)! Haha! She has an air of class and sophistication that just belies her youth. I hope she makes it in the mainstream because she deserves a much bigger audience.
Aubrey Dollar - Actress. You'll see her in a number of small television roles, but if you see her face just once, you'll definitely remember her. Such gorgeous, sweet features. She's like the all american girl next door type that you can take home to your folks. Just amazing, I hope she can nail some more roles! And she looks so young, she's older than me! Nice!
Katrina Bowden - Actress. Arguably most famous from 30 Rock where she played the airheaded personal assistant/receptionist/secretary. But wow, I can't help but feel but Elisha Cuthbert and Katrina Bowden have been responsible for me totally coming around on the blonde women. She is tall, slender and ultra feminine. Check out some of her me in my place shots and you'll see what I'm on about. She could be lacking a little in the talent department as an actress, but I'm sure she will be able to coast by on her looks for a long time.
Brit Marling - Actress/Writer. Getting a little obscure here, but I first saw her in a film called Arbitrage where she played Richard Gere's daughter. This woman is a powerhouse, she's a great actress, and I looked her up and discovered that she has directed and written a number of independent, well received films with her creative partners. What an incredible young talent. Not just that, she is absolutely stunning. Tall, blonde, she has a graceful yet strong presence. Do yourself a favour and google image some pictures, you won't be disappointed. I guarantee it!
Claire Aird - Journalist. Damn, first it was Vanessa O'Hanlon bringing the style and presence to ABC morning news, and then a few times when I've been home in the week or during random weekend times, I've noticed Claire. Usually heading up the news desk on ABC News 24, she is all that I loved about journalism when I did it in university. She is attractive and smart and comes across as confident. Her age is indeterminate, she could either be middle aged, or she could be young, she walks a very fine line between both. Google image her, she pulls the librarian look off VERY well, and can also do casual. This has definitely been a blonde update, not that there's anything wrong with that!
Rachel Weisz - Actress. Yes, I know! You're all like "Joaquin, what is it with you and your brunette sophisticated british types?" I don't know, it's my weakness! I swear to God, I have no control over it. She's a good actress, and she is sooooooo pleasing on the eye. Who doesn't like her? Who seriously doesn't like her? I'll show you someone who is very wrong or very blind.
To be continued....
Alright, that's it for NOW! But it'll be updated pretty much every day. I'm off to watch tv folks. Have a nice day!!
