Sex!!!

Now that I've got your attention I can talk about...SEX!

It's a funny thing isn't it? I keep asking myself why the hell it's so important from an evolutionary standpoint! Well duh! It's reproduction of course. But why oh WHY that particular method? I guess it is for the best though. If sexual intercourse didn't result in offspring, the world would be less functional than it already is. Men become stupid at the thought of sex, even when we do our best not to let it invade our minds, it creeps in and takes over like a well formulated computer virus.

It is however very annoying! Isn't there anything which can kill your libido temporarily? And no, a kick in the genitals is not a good answer! I'm tired of having to sit through class trying to pay attention, turn around to see who is entering the door, see a girl and start thinking about screwing her brains out! It's not cool! Hello scientists! We don't need bloody viagra in the world, we need things to help the male population stop being so stupid and hedonistic! It's highly annoying, but alas at the moment we cannot help it.

Soooo is the act of sexual intercourse learned behaviour or is it ingrained? I think it would most likely have to be ingrained. If we use the example of strict religious societies where sex is NEVER talked about and there is no exposure to it, people are still having children!! How?! Sex is wired in all of us. Can you imagine back in cavemen days and monkeys and crazy ass sex positions and stuff like that?! Come to think of it, I've never seen a monkey have sex even with the crazy amount of nature docos that I watch. But surely the standard missionary position is not the way evolution had panned things out to be. For couples that are having trouble conceiving, I'd say go for doggy style, it seems to be natures way! Maybe missionary was the transformation from humans having sex for reproductive purposes to pleasure purposes.

You know dolphins and humans are the only animals in the world that have sex for pleasure? Is that because we're both the smartest things on the planet? Something in the brain which is helping us via evolution telling us to have more sex? Maybe that's why we're so good, the pleasure factor is there, therefore we have more sex, therefore we can multiply in good numbers and hence survive by being the fittest.

Ahhh just the other night I overheard a freakin' loud domestic while I was sending a birthday message to a friend via SMS. Where from? That goddamn teen bogan house! Damn them and their alcohol fuelled madness! I say it's time society stops treating the individual and does things for the favour of the group at large. In this instance, I say shoot everyone in that house in the head! Hopefully line them up and just shoot them in the head with one bullet as any more than that would just be a waste!

There is a considerable lack of excitement in my life at the moment. Not just that, a total lack of anything! So much so that I was watching the view outside my window and saw a guy on a bike drinking something while heading up around the bend. The right hand turn is a blinder and cars travelling in either direction cannot see the traffic coming in the opposite direction for about one full second at 50km/h. While this guy had his head up drinking the last bit from the can, I was just HOPING that a car would come from the other side and just totally take him out! How funny would it have been? Drinking a nice drink and riding a bike one second, roadkill the next!

OHHH dear, I am suffering THE most terrible case of writer's block at the moment. I just have no ideas whatsoever and I haven't written a damn thing in a few days.

What is it with video games these days? They're my only escape from boredom but it's so easy to get perplexed! Video games are not fun anymore! They've become too realistic, you do something, and continue with it, as you do with life, then work towards a goal and it's over! That's it! Even repetitive games were fun back in the day. I remember Streets Of Rage, what a fun series that was! Walking through the city beating up punks, it was awesome! Now the focus is on how many moves I can do, the kill count, unlocking the bonuses, graphics, story line, it's just become too much. Although in some circumstances it does add to the game, like in Doom 3 and Half-Life 2.

Do you know what's a fun combination? Listening to At The Drive-In and playing Need For Speed High Stakes! It just adds so much to the gameplay for me for some unknown reason. Another fave is to listen to Culture Club and play Driver 2! My usual thing is to listen to "Karma Chameleon" and drive in Cuba and obtain the Mr. Bean mini cooper and just drive like a maniac to the opposite side of Havana and drive off the dock into the abyss before the police can trash my car. Those sorts of games are helpful, I should get back into them as they do improve my real driving skills. Then again it is the hols so I don't think I'll be driving much.

I miss long involving RPG's. The hols would be a perfect time to re-start FF7 or 8 or even a new RPG. I remember I got involved in the long RPG totally by accident. The other and I had a friend while we were all still together, who had to go overseas permanently and left his games in a hurry with us. Anyway, he had a beat up version of FF7 (just one disc), and anyway, the other and I started playing it and got hooked! It was damn awesome. Ahh I remember the many sleepless nights with the other trying to finish games over the course of a sleepover. As well as the improvising tools to make things fit to the older model television which magically worked and didn't kill us all!

Ahh I'm listening to a ballsy song at the moment. Morning Glory by Oasis. I just love that song. Easy to play, easy solo, spiteful lyrics, it's just awesome. Speaking of balls, I've continued with my strict regime of playing guitar standing up and I have started to get fairly comfortable with it even though I'm not playing that much because of my claws. So I thought I'd jump around a bit, and forgetting the laws of physics for one second, jumped up while not having the guitar completely secured in my hands and it swung around and collected me in the testicles! Haha how lovely!

This has been a long blog so I shall end it here! Ahh I told you the intellectual discussion would be back! Have a nice day folks.