Vital Disruptions & Other Grammatical Holocausts

Sitting here for another boring day of work. They pay me 6 figures to do nothing all day. How is that right? I remember the other saying that we are too young to stop learning, and I have to say that I stopped learning a very long time ago. I guess that’s why I’m drafting this up since I have nothing to do!

My life is so lacklustre at the moment that I feel like I actually need a break to go and do something exciting! How messed up is that?

Had a very interesting conversation the other day about whether parents love their children equally. I’d like to think that it’s true, but I guess the realist in me would sense that it’s not likely. Watching Louis ck videos has taught me that parenting is a very real thing, and idealised notions really get thrown by the wayside when raising children. What do you think?

I also had a very interesting debate regarding levels of attractiveness. It was argued that attractive people tend to just generally do better in life. While research does indicate that more attractive people tend to be paid more, I think life in general isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Sure, certain things are easier like
social interaction on the whole, but I think in terms of treating people differently, better looking people are always regarded as stupid. Sorry, that’s my prejudice right there. If I think you are attractive (male or female, not that I swing both ways or bend back to the male way!), I will assume you are stupid and will treat you as such. Cause if you’re attractive, why would you need to have worked for anything, right? Well hey, if you’re genetically more desirable than me, isn’t it my prerogative to make your life a little bit harder for you? I don’t think I’m the only one who holds such a prejudice.

You don’t even know what I have up my sleeve! Boy, you’re in for a surprise...

February should be a very interesting month.

Classic moment earlier today though. I was on Wikipedia looking up On The Line – an awful romantic comedy film with the lesser known members of *NSYNC (yes that bad), and wanted to determine if Emmanuelle Chiquiri was in Lost. I clicked her name and then BAM I got pinged for apparently trying to view “Adult Content”! What the hell?!
Seriously?! She’s just an actress, not a porn star, I don’t understand what happened! I hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me in some way. But I’ll argue it out if need be.

Aren’t short shorts getting shorter these days?! Man, I tell you that I’ve seen briefs on women which actually provide more coverage than some of the shorts I’ve seen lately! My short term goal in life is to confront a supposedly proud mother or father out with their daughter with “you’ve raised a beautiful skank”.

Fun and exciting times ahead!

Joaquin out.