Faltering Mind

Blogger now doesn't require Hello to upload pictures, so guess what? You'll probably see a shitlode more images on this website. What the hell happened to the owner of this shoe?? The other and I found it in a flower bed on campus, if you ask me its a little dodgy... Either the person was so drunk that they lost their shoe and didnt notice, which i highly doubt as they are high heals!!! They way I'm looking at it, someone musta hit her over the head, and dragged her along the ground!!! Oh by the way, it could be a guys, there are quite a few high heal wearing fellas out there.

Ahh Batman Begins, I think my opinions are in order. Katie Holmes, she is hot yes, but for fucks sake, who the hell casted her in that movie. She can't act to save her life. Let me also ad, Tom Cruise is old enough to be her bloody dad!!! She had his bloody poster up in her room when she was a kid, does no one find this strange?? Ok enough with the tangent. Now about the "handsome" guy the other mentioned, forget about the person, hes glasses were kick ass!!! I want titanium framed glasses, thought I dont really seem to wear the these days. I wont wear them unless I get a mad surge of migranes.... Madam N, were your bloody glasses!!! The movie on the whole was really awesome. They did a much better job at explaining the biginings of batman. And though others criticize the batmobile, I think this one is cooler than the old aerodynamicly and structurally challenged blob. There were however 2 mistakes, one when he falls down and everyone starts attacking him (they are supposed to be scared of him, not beat the shit outa him), and casting Katie Holmes...

It's thursday I think, and that means that war of the world just got released, which also means that come tuesday I would have seen it :P. Damn can't wait.

The lack of people on campus is not a good thing. Especially not for me, or my liver!!! Since everyone is bored, there is only on thing to do, drink. I think I be alright come sunday, as I will be at the others place, and hopefully we don't drink every night. But this is insane, I have been drinking, everyday since last friday!! And this hangover that I have today is killing me. But i will survive.

I'm going to stop there for now, and see if I can eat something. Also message to the other, you don't have to type it in word, just before you publish it, select all of it and then copy it, incase it doesnt post, click back, and paste it in. Its not that bad..

"I ride in on a train, every day is the same. It's a 9 to 5, don't know if I'm dead or alive"

Saw Batman Begins the other night with the other! Bloody fantastic film! An excellent insight into the darker minds out there and an excellent escapade in brilliant cinematography of the duality of Batman and Bruce Wayne. Cillian Murphy as The Scarecrow was amazing! He's also insanely handsome (check out his imdb.com page to see what I mean). He reminds me of a less muscular Tom Welling from Smallville. I'd advise you to go see it, regardless of whether or not you like Batman, cause it's a good standalone drama flick. Also must damn the other for pointing out Jessica Alba's fine form on the poster NEXT to a game I was playing which required me to concentrate and use my reflexes to win some cool prizes (needless to say I failed). But have no fear, those prizes will be ours! As soon as they move Jessica Alba's fine ass away from that machine!! Side note: sophisticated, gorgeous women should not date stupid creepy sleazy homie dudes, OR agree to go to the lake with him in an area where the crime rate is high, at 11pm!!!


Also discovered that my blood pressure must be low. Too much exercise and not enough food = bad. I stood up in the afternoon and everything went black and I almost fainted. So now I'm moving up to 2 proper meals a day and a sandwich at the end of the day, with some good portions of snacking in-between.


Using the best of my memory at almost 3am, I am going to attempt to re-type my bloody info that was lost in my last update. Once again, FUCK YOU BLOGGER!!! But I am from now on going to attempt to follow Madam N's advice of typing my blog entry up in word before I actually post it, so that if things don't go through, I'll have a backup which I can just edit. BUT IT SHOULDN'T HAVE TO COME DOWN TO THAT! ONLY BECAUSE BLOGGER IS SO BLOODY FUCKED UP! I swear, if we weren't so close to our 1 year blogging anniversary, I would have seriously contemplated switching to a better, more reliable blogging service. So here's the continuation...

I must also thank the other for being a damn genius and teaching me how to theoretically cook 2 minute noodles in under 2 minutes!

Maria Sharapova is hot! Yes I've already stated it a million times, but I thought one more time wouldn't hurt. She's into the finals stage at Wimbledon and I think she can go all the way again this year (unfortunately not with me...)! The Williams sisters have crumbled and I don't think they'll ever be as good as they were ever again.
Oh and a quick rhyme in her honour "I'd like to lick Pavlova off Maria Sharapova" ahhh, I should be a song writer for a rapper, haha, I'd be raking it in!

I've realised that my life is full of dodgy moments. Example? When I was overseas 5 years ago, I got hooked on cable tv, namely AXN. They had a lot of cool/dodgy Martial Arts movies. Anyway, I was watching one and there was a heated battle on screen when my (at the time) toddler cousin came into the room. I decided that he shouldn't be exposed to violence at his age so I decided to take him and go outside the room. Anyway, his mother had come down and asked me what I was doing, I said just watching a movie. So she came in and the fight scene had given way to a bloody steamy sex scene!!! HAHAHA I didn't know what to say. I said nothing, and she just walked off. I'd like my fighting movies without sex please! It also doesn't help that a week after that I was caught writing in my diary by my Uncle about how I'd like to get busy with my cousin's ridiculously sexy friends!! He smiled and walked off!!

These examples continue, but first a quick story. Damn people and not leaving me alone!! I would just like to sit at home and watch tv and eat. But my parents have told everyone they know that I am overseas so that means I am being bombarded with phone calls at the oddest times and people are offering to send food over or pick me up so I can have dinner at their place. I'm not down with that. I appreciate the gesture, but I can look after myself. Then there was another family who live one suburb away and they just would NOT take no for an answer. I didn't want to chuck a full on psycho on the phone as I'm sure news of it would make its way back to my parents and I'd be chewed out. So they decided to drop food off. I was watching the French music channel and decided to put it on mute when I answered the door. They asked what I was doing, to which I replied "nothing". They had brought stuff I couldn't and don't eat, but I pretended to be delighted. Anyway, I was heading back inside the house when they stopped and then asked me about helping their son with his college application! THOSE BASTARDS AND THEIR ULTERIOR MOTIVES! No wonder they didn't take no for an answer on the phone. This way I would feel obligated to help him out. Damn, I should probably mention that Madam N and I attended the best college in our city, and if one lives out of area (such as I) then it is difficult to get in without good reasons on your application. Now all my families' friends are bugging me for help all the time. Well I decided to be nice and help them out. Anyway, they came in and on tv was a freaking hip hop clip set on the beach with scantily clad women twisting and gyrating in slow motion in the rain!! Haha it surely didn't look like I was doing nothing. Oh life and it's dodgy moments. Where would I be without you?

It's late, bed time and sleep in south central for me.


Joaquin...out. Have a nice day folks!

Fuck you blogger mach 2!!

Fuck you again blogger! Why the fuck are you so unreliable?! My last entry just stops halfway! I finished it and it should have sent! For fucks sake, this system sucks so badly. NOTHING EVER WORKS! They don't ever fix it either!

Alright I am back in the driving seat of this blog. Sorry for the absence, but had a lot of crap to do, then a lot of lazing around :P. I feel like I'm stranded on a deserted island, there is absolutely no one around. Its quite funny actually. I have a whole dorm to myself, but that doesnt help me in any way :P. By now I would have thought I would be used to the boredom, as I was in solitude for 1 and a half years.

But the good news is its about it end. My PS2 is on its way down here shortly, and I can't wait. That is the answer to all problems in life, retail therapy. Thats right I have been completely converted by this capitalist society, I feel the urge to buy buy buy. But thats not why I bought this machine, it a hell lode of fun. Metal gear solid 2 and Final fantasy X are in my grasps as we speak. Actually MGS2 is in the others grasp but thats just as good, as all my packages end up at his place :P. Ebay has the answers to everything I need, I swear I will buy everything from there, except for close contact things like clothes and underwear. That is just bloody nasty!!

Sony is bloody brilliant. They make the coolest things. Ok, i'm not going on about the PS2 now, I am talking about my phone. The T610 and above phones are blilliant. I can controll my computer via my phone, now if thats not genius, then i dont know what the hell is. This is complete freedom. All of last night i was on msn, watching a movie, drinking wine, and eating cheese, and I didnt even have to move off the bed. I love it long time!!! So people with bluetooth enabled sony ericsson phones, find float's mobile agent, and knock yourself out!!

Cooking isn't the worst thing in the world, and I quite frankly do it alright, at least I can manage. But sometimes when you are really hungry, thats when it is irritating that you have to make lunch for yourself!! Thats right, I get the most hungry right after I wake up, as I stay up most of the night, then get up to find no food. There has got to be a better answer, even 2 min noodles sound too long!!

Ok again a song has mistified my musical mind. The song being "Let me go" band being "3 doors down". This is just brilliant. I first heard it on smallville, and I swear there isnt another song that fits in more perfectly with the show!! But what mistified me is that the song has a simple, but interesting riff, once the song hits the second stage of the song, it sounds great, i thought it was a chorus, but know there is a chorus after that, somthign that sounds that good diserves a notation.

Ok i just got buzzed, I need to go to the mall, I'll catch you guys later!!

I believe in the wonder

Sorry about the lack of updates. Exams were a real bitch. Not even with a week of hardcore prep did it come any easier to me. I don't think I did too badly though. Time will tell. Had a grand time at the other's, with lots of aimless wondering, and funny late night trips and some good gaming on the side. I've officially become the Fifa 2k5 champion of the world! I owe it all to Manchester United. I'd like to thank Ruud Van Nistelroy and Wayne Rooney, my excellent strikers who can just score off anything, even at the craziest of angles (much to the chagrin of the other). I'd also like to thank Paul Scholes and Mister Saha, my midfielders who make a mockery of the defence so that the strikers have an open net, and Mikael Silvestrem who has stopped fouling people every chance and plays a ridiculously good defence. Finally, I'd like to thank Ryan Giggs and Christiano Ronaldo, my corner and free kick takers, who NEVER miss, they're amazing in my hands!

The other has given me a promise that he will be blogging when he wakes up today, so you can look forward to that. I'm going to try to make this a semi-quick one with some decent info because I want to watch Minority Report.

I apologise to Madam N, Coldplay's Speed Of Sound is a good song. I love the piano and the atmosphere of the song, but I do feel that it is way too similar to clocks, but this is the superior song.

Guess what?! Unreal Tournament is back! Haha, yes the original version of the game. I had a problem with my initialisation engine, but deleting the file fixed it right up and now I'm happily fragging away till the early hours of the morning.

Bad news time. I've actually run out of everyday foods! I have to get up early today (which after Minority Report at soon after 1 am is going to be a hard task) in order to shop and do my bloody laundry. You know what's bad? I didn't do it today cause I thought it would rain, but it was sunny and my clothes would have been dry! But it'll probably rain tomorrow and then I'm going to have to use the bloody dryer!

I'm really enjoying the new NRMA ad at the moment. For those who don't know, it's just some guy in an NRMA van driving all over New South Wales observing people. I first saw it on mute and just loved the images. It really captured what it's like to live in Sydney (and makes me want to not live there cause big cities freak me out).

F1 was awesome!!!! Haha a 6 car race, it was sheer insanity. I'm loving it, Schumacher is back in it and hopefully he can come away with the championship from that bastard Alonso!! He'll win!! Alonso will be stopped. Magny Cours on Sunday should be extremely interesting.

Oh I was wrong, so very wrong. Kari is the name of the hot red headed girl on Mythbusters, my apologies! But let's not take anything away from Scottie since she's a damn genius.

Speaking of Mythbusters, the other and I had a brilliant myth of our own. Can you use a normal desktop fan to inflate an air-mattress? After thinking about how to do this, a reverse vacuum like device was concocted using a plastic bag and some cardboard and set about going to work. Eventually the resistance of the air inside the mattress was much too dense to get any new air in, but we didn't have the best materials (however it was brilliantly improvised with what we had) so the results weren't entirely conclusive. So what does the dodgy team of Mythbusters say? Myth = plausible! I'm still in shock over how we got it to work!

The other and I also managed to carry a bloody fully loaded trolley from the shopping centre to his dorm. Carry you say? Surely trolleys are pushed...but not when there's freaking 2 gigantic sets of stairs to go DOWN! We almost died, but it was amazingly done!

I also must take the time to thank the other for giving me lodgings over my exam time and for making one hell of a damn good lunch and dinner on Friday!! He should be a chef!
I also must thank him for

Burning eyes, lick my design

Ahh it's so late! I'm gonna have to try to wing this entry in before 2AM because I want to watch SVU and be in bed before 3AM cause I want to listen to some music before sleeping. Damn, I forgot how much of a bitch living on your own is in the first few days. That's because I have to do the combined chores that my parents left me as well as my own. This means I have no time for anything, and I'm always tired at the end of the day, but still with so much to do. How the hell am I going to be able to get 12 hours of study a day in for the next week?!

I had to do a full bloody load of washing today! 70% of the stuff wasn't even mine!! I almost died carrying the basket and it's soaked contents out to the line. It better not rain tomorrow or else I'm not going to have dry clothes for a while, cause the drying machine is the work of the Devil (shrink my clothes will you)!?!

I'm also cursing my parents for buying so much damn fresh food that's going to expire within 13 days, because I've realised how much bloody junk food is in the house, and I'm calculating that the combined eating of snacks and the stuff I have to eat before it turns will most likely result in a weight gain of 3kg which is a real bitch. Hopefully the exercise routine will negate it, but I guess we'll have to see. But the plan is to have several people stay the night and just gorge like pigs dammit. That way I can share the food so it doesn't go to waste and I won't have to walk around with my gut swollen up.

On the flipside, I'm getting the dishes done every night and damn if I do say so myself, that's my favourite domestic activity. My dishes shine!!! I should be a kitchen hand.

So what's random lately? Re-organised my clothes and I was looking at this Versace t-shirt that i was given by my relatives. It's a nice top and I'd like to wear it. Problem? IT WOULD BE TIGHT ON A 5 YEAR OLD! What the hell were they thinking?! They last saw me 5 years ago, and I was actually 25 kilos heavier than I am now, so I don't know what the hell they are on. I can wear it, but it's really tight and my nipples and ribs come poking through and it's just the funniest. It's like something you see Italian male tourists wear (hence the brand I guess). It's shame too, cause it's a nice top and now it's never going to be seen by the public.

I need to kill my rear neighbours. They have no bloody blinds or curtains on their rear windows (which faces the back of my house obviously) so at night time I can see them and it's quite disturbing cause that means they can see me in the kitchen cause we never close those blinds. What mofos?! I think they're exhibitionists. I wouldn't mind so much if they weren't ugly and trash like.

Just downloaded a p2p program called Limewire and it's bloody fantastic! It's like Kazaa but without the spyware and adware, and on top of that, it downloads using the maximum potential of my Cable connection! It feels like I've just re-discovered how good it is to be on broadband! It's just the best. But the problem is that I discovered this tonight and tomorrow is the day I start hardcore studying! Bloody hell, that's just my luck! My favourite bit is that it's like soulseek but without the queues, so I can download French music, huzzah!

Stupid exams. I'm so very tempted to just live it up now and just pass my exams without studying. It's quite possible that I can pass my classes without studying cause I've passed the classes already so the exam is just a chance to get a better mark. I really don't want to study! It's my holidays dammit! It's their own fault for giving me a month off before my exams are to be done. I've had enough. I was too late with this, dammit!! Probably will be my last post for a week and a bit, but have no fear. The other shall pick up the slack!! Have a nice day folks.