Sex & Video Games

It's been an interesting day.

And an interesting night, that's for sure.

No sleep.  Plenty of guitar though.  Also had to get a shitload of things done today.

Still zoning in and out, but I did nap earlier, so not totally feeling the effects.  But I have slept a crapload this weekend.  I needed it.

Haha, I'm currently nekkid as I type this.

Hmmmmmm do you remember the jealousy?  The possession?  When I deliberately put a massive hickey on your neck to see what your fiancée would do?

Good times.

Video game time!

Joaquin out.

It's A Happening!

Yes, I will blog when I get the chance.

Just been way too busy practising my guitar.  Enjoying it.

Loving it, really.

Hmmmmmmm.  What else to say?

Not much, just enjoying not being at work, and calling my own tune with my own timings these holidays.  Yeah, I know I have to be back on Wednesday, but I've got time until then.

Then it's only back at work for a month before I go on actual proper holidays.  Should be good.

Anyway, that's it for now.

Joaquin out.

First Thing You Know

I'll be back.

Just you wait and see.

I can't believe I went 7 days without posting, forgive me for that.

Since you've all been so good, I will attempt to update the Joaquin Rate List (JRL) before the year is out.

Been watching movies and playing guitar badly.  Will practice some though.

Joaquin out.

The Night Before

Thank you Mayans.  All this hype for nothing!  Haha, apparently we have until 10:11pm tonight before "IT" happens, anyway.

If we all die, it will have been all for nought, considering nobody is really antsy about this warning as they were with the Y2K bug and what not.

Felt energised and motivated this morning, but now not that keen on getting anything done.

Just spending the day reading and editing documents.  Sigh, this is my life!

Stankonia!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Hmmsies, indeed.

Wow, actually, I got a crap load of work done today.

I'm good.

Joaquin out.

The Luck Of The Draw

Sometimes it's the draw itself which brings the luck.

I recall in Primary School, Jeremy and I used to talk about how much we hated Seinfeld.  We just didn't find it funny.  I think it's not really a show for kids, because it gets absolutely hilarious as you get older.  We especially rallied against the titles, which were just "the (title)" but in hindsight, they're very good episode descriptors.  Ahh Jeremy, I wonder what happened to you?  Really enjoying newseinfeld on twitter.  For all of you who aren't in the know, it's where they envisage Seinfeld taking place in modern times, updated with stories that are relevant to today (e.g technology, contexts and guest stars).  Check it out!

Speaking of things I enjoy, I'm also enjoying the Auralnauts take on Bane outtakes from the dark knight rises.  Basically, they have dubbed additional (and humorous) voices over the top of the dark knight rises, usually involving Bane.  There are multiple videos to check out, so enjoy!  Search for bane outtakes on youtube, uploaded by the auralnauts, you can't go wrong.  The videos are quite long, but they are utterly hilarious, so stick it out and you won't be disappointed, trust me.

What an interesting turn of events.  To run into you on a most random day at a most random time in the most random place.  Your psychotic reaction was not warranted when I said hello.  I'm living with a bit more certainty now though.  This all means something.  Wonder if things are coming to a head?  It's hilarious.  The Secret works!  Give it a try!  Life becomes much more difficult and easier simultaneously.  Just shows how easy it is to miss something, even right next to you.  But I never miss anything.

The shuffle on windows media player seriously sucks.  I have 842 songs on my DVD at work, yet I keep hearing the same songs over and over, no matter how many times I press next track!  Fix your algorithm, Microsoft!  Hahaha, sadly I can recall that this is not the first time this week I have asked a software company to fix their coding!


Well it's been an interesting day.

Joaquin out.

Feeling What? It? No!

So fucking divorced from reality and consciousness right now.  I am so sleepy.  But I will struggle and persevere through it all.  I'll get there.  Nobody has my motivation, nobody has my drive. 

Why was I so concerned that a friend of yours had purchased you a star in your name?  I can't believe I was so jealous, because after all the great and expensive things I had gotten you, I was terrified that it would outdo all my efforts.  Then I realised that those things aren't legitimate.  You don't officially get the star named after you.  It's just a cheap $20 gesture that is meaningless.  Why was I so pent up about it?

Still searching for answers among it all.  One better think of the questions quickly though.

Things were busy this morning, but they've seemed to quiet down now, but I do not have anything to write about, again!!


Oh goddamn!  It's only 2pm!  How am I going to make it another 3 hours??  Not possible in the current state that I'm in.

I'm really concerned about the state of journalism these days.  Sites like ninemsn.com.au and news.com.au are horrible in terms of fact checking and editing their work.  It's all very amateurish in terms of concept and execution.  I don't even need to provide examples, just go to those sites and read what passes for news, and how it's communicated.

Bah, was just bumming around on wikipedia and youtube, and found that only one hour has gone!  It felt like 2 hours.  Well, at least there's only 2 more hours to get through.

I'd like to string some coherent thoughts together, but I'm just too damned tired.  Gotta make it through 3 more days of this crap before I can get a rest.  I don't even get any weekend respite because we're traveling. 

Yeah, I've got work to do, I know.  And I'll get to it eventually. 

I think I'm unstoppable at Counter Strike GO now.  Nobody can stop me!  I win most of the times, and the times that I don't, I podium!

Alright, 45 mins to go before I'm outta here!  Think some chips and biscuits are on my horizon.

Exercise is probably linked to my mood.

Ok, I think I've got my second wind.  Hahha, after that distraction (yes, wikipedia again), let's try something a little controversial.

Let's talk about the sexy son hypothesis.  Basically, it's a theory where women are attracted to genetically superior guys, in the hopes that a good looking son can be had, so that both sets of genes can pass on to the next generation ad infinitum.  Ok, that sounds about right.  But let's take it a step further.  Let's just say this 'sexy son' turns out to be a raving douchebag and becomes a rapist when he's older.  Does the mother's acknowledgement of the sexy son scenario overcome any link she may feel to women in general, who may be hurt by his actions?  I guess the key question I'm asking here is whether the maternal bond is stronger than the feminine bond?  Now that's something to think about!  Because if you ask around, I'm sure mothers would say it's the strongest urge they've ever felt, and as such, any sense of other empathy with the victims of his crime etc. may not be there.  Humans are interesting creatures.  Anyway, that's just something to ponder on.

What do I look like now, compared to what I looked like then?  If only there were pictures of me from either period.

Sadly, didn't get to play much guitar last night, but I'll make sure I hit it up with great vengeance tonight.  It's nice to be good at something.  Just wish I was better in terms of music theory and composition.  That's stuff that can come in time anyway.

Well at least there was some intellectual conversation this time around.

Joaquin out.